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hootowlforlife:

I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”
SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME

hootowlforlife:

I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”

SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME

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sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

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biologytextbook:

*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*

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cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

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karkatkirkland:

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karkatkirkland:

I JUST HEAR D A BUNCH OF YELLING AND CRASHING I THINK SOMEONE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

YOU GUYS MY SISTER IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS AND MY MOM IS LAUGHING HYSTERICLY I THINK THERE WAS A CRIME HERE

SHE JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND SAID “THAT WILL BE YOU TOO IF YOURE A LITTLE BITCH” 

MOM

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spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

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thesassylorax:

occultopuss:

I’m laughing so hard omfg

Perfect.

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*12

absenceoflimitations:

absenceoflimitations:

On my last day of exams:

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what are the top five Things you associate with me

awastrelmescalined:

characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc

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ohshutupmrshudson:

hang in there, all of you

ohshutupmrshudson:

hang in there, all of you

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bilbos-buttons:

discountdemonarmy:

theatomicboom:

wouldn’t that be hilarious if the third series of sherlock started with “nope sherlock is actually dead tough shit you all waited for nothing” 

and then it’s just this picture for the next hour and a half:

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The sad thing is we’d probably all stay and watch the picture of Moffat’s face for the entire time

Just to make sure it’s still Moffat’s face…

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Hearing voices no one else can hear is not a good sign, even in the wizarding world.

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets (2002)

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